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You were a blonde half-asian with a bad case of gas
I was wearin’ red speedos and a hockey mask
Then we came to the end
Manual labor is the study of the external world. I believe that to be true. Now the question that you’re all probably asking yourselves is, what is he doing then, Tom Mota? Why is Tom wasting his days in a carpeted office trying to hide the coffee stain on his khakis? How is he any better than Pilot Bob? Unfortunately, I don’t think I am any better. I’m not studying the external world. What I’m doing is trying to generate a buck for a client so as to generate a quarter for us so that I can have a nickel for me and have a penny left over after Barbara gets what the court demands. For that reason I love my job and never want to lose it, so I hope no one reading this finds me smug or ungrateful. I’m only trying to suggest that as we found ourselves in this particularly unfortunate, misconstrued, ungodly juncture of civilization, let’s not lose sight of the nobler manifestations of man and of the greater half of his character, which consists not of taglines and bottom lines but of love, heroism, reciprocity, ecstasy, kindness and truth. What a bloated bunch of horseshit, you will say. And good for you. I welcome you to shoot me close in the head. Peace, Tom.”
~ Joshua Ferris, Then we came to the end.
Kheirkhah.ir – اضافه شدن طرفداران محمود احمدي نژاد با فوتوشاپ روزنامه كيهان
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Kheirkhah.ir – اضافه شدن طرفداران محمود احمدي نژاد با فوتوشاپ روزنامه كيهان.
Passive Aggressive Notes
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Passive Aggressive Notes: Painfully Polite and Hilariously Hostile Writings
